OK, I'm easily amused.

I was sitting on the couch around 1AM, remote control in hand, and I realized you could create sentences by channel surfing, putting together a sentence fragment from one channel and finishing it with the next channel:

1. "MSNBC is a joint venture between NBC and...Jesus Christ."

2. "The two men will run the Boston Marathon side by side...behold the power of cheese."

3. The reason they voted guilty was...his body was covered in tattoos."

4. "Are you ready to get hot?...on 'Touched By An Angel.'"

5. "I can assure you that in the Bush administration...the soothing aroma of money."

6. "It started with the onions...but now Clear Stick goes on dry."

7. "Isn't it time you went to Hollywood?...you're getting impatient in your middle age."

8. "That's not romance, that's lust...Andy Rooney."

9. "Tony Danza...he's reinventing manhood."

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