power laughing: perfecting the art of laughing at your bosses jokes, even if they're not funny at all.

audiosnob: someone who refuses to say that they like a song by a particular band/group, even if they love the song, just because they've either a.) always hated the band, or b.) the band isn't "hip" anymore and they don't want to lose any coolness points they think they might have accumulated.

geekshit: when someone gets mad at a person who knows a lot about computers and technology, as in "well, don't go all geekshit on me!"

anchoviosis: when the whole pizza smells even though you only got "half anchovie."

(f)e-mail decision: that moment when you have to decide if you want to send that nasty internet sex joke to all the people on your mailing list or just the guys.

breaking newser: someone who doesn't watch news, except for when there is a plane crash, celebrity death, murder trial, or natural disaster.

invisidater: guy who sees a beautiful woman and says, "I'd do her," even though the guy would never have the guts to even ask her out, and if he did she'd say no anyway.

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