September 16, 2003
FREDDY KRUEGER LINES FROM UPCOMING
NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET MOVIES
by Adam Finley
September 16, 2003
FREDDY KRUEGER LINES FROM UPCOMING
NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET MOVIES
by Adam Finley
“You have the right to remain silent, bitch!”“Pass the potato salad, bitch!”
“Take one for the team, bitch!”
“Don’t wear white after Labor Day, bitch!”
“It’s the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Bitch!”
“The Articles of Confederation was ratified in 1871, bitch!”
“Try to avoid exclamation points in your writing, as they tend to become intrusive and deter the reader’s ability to react naturally, bitch!”
“My dialogue is basically an amalgam of puns and euphemisms, bitch!”
“How long has this sandwich been sitting on the coffee table? No, the one here on the coffee table. It doesn’t look like anyone has touched it. Is it still okay to eat? What? No, it’s a little warm, but the bread is still moist. I think it’s wheat. The bread. The bread is wheat. I said, ‘The bread is wheat,’ bitch!”
[Emerging from a vat of margarine]: “Look who’s emerging from a vat of margarine, bitch!”
Adam Finley lives and writes in Des Moines, Iowa, which isn't nearly as exciting as it sounds.
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